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All 6 movie Reviews

Autumn Tree Autumn Tree

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This reminds me of "A Clockwork Orange"...

...What I mean is, you try and get into the head of those two children in order to show us that, despite the fact that they were cold-blooded murderers, they believed that they were correct in their actions, and you did it in such a way as to make people believe that they were, in a way, correct. Now, I definitely don't condone murder, but you can't say you didn't at least feel an iota of sympathy for the two bastards. It's like Uriah said, something obviously hurt these children in such a way as to make them destroy those who they believed had wronged them.

Anyway, I love Flash movies which actually inform us of what's happening around us, or rather remind us that this stuff happens every day. It allows us to immerse ourselves in the violence, so that we may see the error of our ways-- so we can see that this BS is wrong. I think it's about damn time somebody did a Flash about Columbine. Excellnt animation. I like your style (but Pencil still pwns Paint Brush!), I loved how everything was so fluid and so emotional. You really helped show us how each of us has our inner demons, and extreme hatred. Much love, brah.

Milkman Milkman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My God! I have met fear, and he wears a blue hat.

I laughed so hard at this one! My God, you are scary. I had nightmares about that corpse rape thing... ugh. But the tits thing made me laugh like hell! Ahahahaha! That... can't be a good sign. Laughing at The Milkman. Oh no. Anywho, keep it up. I just saw this for like... the 2000th time today. It never ceases to make me crack up like a moron.

Heh heh... breast milk. Aphex Twin scares me.

Legend of Zelda Spoof Legend of Zelda Spoof

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not blamming it, but not likin' it

Alright, man. First off, I did like how you managed to animate the spites rather fluidly. BUT, I didn't really like how you actually made the noises into graphics, like in a comic book. You might as well have made it silent. Secondly, I found the humor sub-par. I mean, come on. No pun intended. Try making a real movie with subtle humor. I got tired of the whole sex-joke-as-a-punchline thing in the third grade. Make something more substantial, something more plot oriented or more relevant to the story, but funny or satirical at the same time. You didn't have a start button, so this ran like a loop. I didn't realize I was watching the same thing over and over again until the fourth view! Rather than remaking this, or making another one, try just making a new series. I'm sorry, but this is just not that good.

MJ Tribute Collab MJ Tribute Collab

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Excellent work to all!

I loved this collaboration. I really don't want to play favorites, because I do have to admit I loved the entire farkin' thing, but there were parts which were... slightly... better than others. For instance, I how Luigi moved when he sang during Paul ter Voode's segment, and I especially loved Daniel Sun's Mike Jackson segment. Whereas edd's rather simplistic segment and Yoshi-1UP's Sonci mushroom cumshot segment were... creepy, suffice to say. But as a whole, I believe the animation works. One of the things I disliked which affected how I reacted to the movie is that somebody added some extra drumbeats to the song is certain segments. That turned me off kinda. None the less, it was a wonderful collab. Definite fav!

Pencilmation #2 Pencilmation #2

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It's like... DOODLING... on a MONITOR!!!

Keep it up, man. I seriously dig this "pencilmation" thing. I'm really into the whole doodling aspect as well (Pencil tool so pwns the Paint Brush). Your humor and violence was more cartoonish, like something out of Tom and Jerry, and I respect you for making that work so well in this world of vulgar comedy. But I don't think that's what they meant in terms of "Violence," hence the low Violence score. Aside from that, excellent. Your stickmen lokked a bit stubby, but excellent. I laughed like crazy at the mustache.

Do Me ! Do Me !

Rated 5 / 5 stars

"I'm Richard... fucking... Cheese!"

I love the way you animated this one. Also, Richard Cheese is the funniest mutherfucker on the face of the Earth. So teh final verdict:

All my 5 r belong to this!